This is not a musical. Milton Jones is tone deaf and has no sense of rhythm, but at least he doesn’t make a song and dance about it.
He has more important things to discuss. Like giraffes…and there’s a bit about tomatoes.
You might know him from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo or Radio 4. Or that time he stood for the Scottish National Party, fought a hard campaign, but in the end had to respect the wishes of the people of Cardiff.
A whole new show of daftness. You know it makes sense.
WARNING: *contains jokes from the start.
MAY
03 LEEDS GRAND THEATRE cancelled
08 coventry Warwick arts centre cancelled
JUNE
06 COLCHESTER CHARTER HALL rescheduled November 12th
08 BASINGSTOKE HAYMARKET cancelled
10 STERTS ARTS cancelled
11 LAUNCESTON TOWN HALL cancelled
19 DURHAM GALA cancelled
21 HEXHAM QUEENS HALL cancelled
22 BRIDLINGTON SPA rescheduled November 15th
23 ILKLEY KINGS HALL cancelled
JULY
01 WAKEFIELD THEATRE ROYAL cancelled
02 LICHFIELD GARRICK cancelled
03 STROUD SUB ROOMS rescheduled November 10th
04 LONDON BLOOMSBURY rescheduled october 30th
06 TUNBRIDGE WELLS ASSEMBLY HALL cancelled
09 PORTSMOUTH NEW THEATRE cancelled
10 LYME REGIS MARINE THEATRE cancelled
SEPTEMBER
15 STAFFORD GATEHOUSE
16 DARLINGTON HIPPODROME
19 HORSHAM CAPITOL
29 WIMBORNE TIVOLI
OCTOBER
06 EXETER CORN EXCHANGE
07 SWINDON WYVERN
24 GUILDFORD G LIVE
25 HERTFORD BEAM
26 WINCHESTER THEATRE ROYAL
27 ST ALBANS ARENA
30 LONDON BLOOMSBURY
NOVEMBER
04 FAREHAM LIVE
05 NEWBURY CORN EXCHANGE
06 HULL TRUCK THEATRE ON SALE SOON
08 POOLE LIGHTHOUSE
10 STROUD SUB ROOMS
12 COLCHESTER CHARTER HALL
14 PETERBOROUGH NEW THEATRE
15 BRIDLINGTON SPA
18 CREWE LYCEUM
19 SUNDERLAND FIRESTATION
23 WREXHAM WILLIAM ASTON HALL
24 NEW BRIGHTON FLORAL PAVILION
29 BURY ST EDMUNDS APEX
warning: contains jokes from the start