This is not a musical. Milton Jones is tone deaf and has no sense of rhythm, but at least he doesn’t make a song and dance about it.
He has more important things to discuss. Like giraffes…and there’s a bit about tomatoes.
You might know him from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo or Radio 4. Or that time he stood for the Scottish National Party, fought a hard campaign, but in the end had to respect the wishes of the people of Cardiff.
A whole new show of daftness. You know it makes sense.
WARNING: *contains jokes from the start.
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January
23 STOCKPORT PLAZA
24 HUDDERSFIELD Lawrence Batley Theatre
25 Yarm Princess Alexandra Auditorium
26 Brighton Theatre Royal (bsl interpreted)
29 King’s Lynn Corn Exchange (bsl interpreted)
30 Dartford Orchard Theatre
31 Stevenage Concert Hall
FEBRuary
01 Dunstable Grove Theatre
02 WOKING New Victoria Theatre
05 Isle of Wight Shanklin Theatre
07 Harrow Arts Centre
09 Richmond The Richmond Theatre
12 Yeovil Westlands
13 Bath Komedia
14 Bath Komedia
16 Stafford Gatehouse Theatre
19 Isle of Man Gaiety Theatre
22 Walsall Walsall Arena
23 Lytham St Annes Lowther Pavilion
26 Worthing Assembly Hall
27 Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
MARCH
02 Canterbury the Marlowe
05 Wellingborough Castle Theatre
07 Worcester Swan Theatre
08 Swansea Grand
09 Malvern Malvern Theatre
12 Lichfield Garrick Theatre ✶ SOLD OUT ✶
13 Lincoln Engine Shed
14 Dudley Town Hall
15 Stoke On Trent New Victoria
16 Redditch Palace Theatre
19 Loughborough Town Hall
20 Hertford BEAM
23 Lowestoft Marina Theatre
27 Birmingham Town Hall
28 Fleetwood Marine Hall
29 Salford the Lowry
april
24 NORWICH EPIC STUDIOS
25 KINGSTON ROSE Theatre
MAY
08 coventry Warwick arts centre
JUNE
06 COLCHESTER CHARTER HALL
08 BASINGSTOKE HAYMARKET
10 STERTS ARTS
11 LAUNCESTON TOWN HALL
19 DURHAM GALA
21 HEXHAM QUEENS HALL
22 BRIDLINGTON SPA
23 ILKLEY KINGS HALL
JULY
01 WAKEFIELD THEATRE ROYAL ✶ ON SALE 2025 ✶
02 LICHFIELD GARRICK
03 STROUD SUB ROOMS
04 LONDON BLOOMSBURY
06 TUNBRIDGE WELLS ASSEMBLY HALL
09 PORTSMOUTH NEW THEATRE
10 LYME REGIS MARINE THEATRE
warning: contains jokes from the start